You’ll Fall in Love With An Aquarius! You’re an idealist that never follows the crowd… seeking the same in a lover. You are most attracted to equally idealistic and non-conformist Aquarius. The two of you are destined to create your own perfect relationship… Before your Aquarius gets hot between the sheets, you’ll have to get […]

You’ll Fall in Love With An Aries! You want a lover like Aries, one who knows what he / she wants and goes after it. You fall for assertive Aries almost instantly… the only sign powerful enough to sweep you off your feet. Your Aries is dominant and romantic – bringing you lots of adventure. […]

the golden age of grotesque is upon us, children, bury your heads in the belief that you are beautiful and everyone lusts after you. the truth will come, and then you’ll see just how truly beautiful none of us are.

i think life is too easy instead of too difficult…call it an epiphany, but i think i’ve started to figure it out. I’M the one who doesn’t have to change emotion based on the actions of others, i can continue with my same path. all these people involving themselves in emotional issues are the ones […]

i’m supposed to be at the courthouse right now to testify in a trial…i’m awesome with time. ah well. i still want to lick a labia before i go piercing my mouth up again. guess we’ll see what barflys i can attract tonight with my bullshit.

i feel the desire to lick a woman’s pussy.

You Are A Manstealing Bitch! You’re the type of girl that all the other chicks hate. Only because their men like you better then them. You can steal any man you want – and invade the fantasies of those you don’t! What Kind of Bitch Are *You*? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

it was the best time i can remember….ooh, and the love we shared, lovin that’ll last forever….

fuck carrabas girl. fuck her boyfriend. fuck whoever else was a lameass last night. fuck the notion that wanted to be friends with someone. so in my drunkenness i tell her that i had a crush on her in HIGH SCHOOL and that’s about it. then introduce myself to the new boyfriend, tell him he’s […]

i’m having fucking nasty upset stomach acid reflux! haven’t had this in a while…i woke up spitting up acid and drooling all over myself. and now it’s been like 3 hours and it is still there…..gagggggggg and of course everyone at work probly thinks that i’m hungover.