say everybody have you seen my balls, they’re big and salty and brown, if you ever need a quick pick-me-up just stick my balls in your mouth. well i start my new “position” tomorrow, and my schedule changed to monday thru friday, 8-5. i’ve sooo got banker hours now, i think it might make me feel old or something since i’ve never had weekends off. this is going to be strange….that and everyone hates me now at work since i’ve been there like not even 3 months and get weekends off. that’s the pleasure of being awesome like me. it’s unreal how everyone seems to slip so far, all those that i thought would end up being close only seem further now that ties have been redeemed…des is nowhere to be found, courtney has all but disappeared again…and now davian is back in pain with her issues and it’s doubtful i’ll see her anytime soon either. life sometimes sucks i guess, and that’s not a complaint. i nearly forgot just how FUCKING cool Berserk the anime really is…that series is so great. nothing like a dude with a giant sword slicing people in half. it seems my friend brian is happy now, he found a great girl that i just happen to work with…and i wouldn’t say “small world” for that one, it was bound to happen i’m sure. i got a little smashed last night, so i had a good time…almost got a little sick though, i gagged up my last drink after we left. and damn that ihop was good…yumm. and i saw a hottie in a fishnet shirt, but she was pretty uppity so i just told her she had a nice hatt. ok i’m going to sleep now.