(phone call–answering machine picks up at man’s house) “hi, its me. i just wanted to call and say hi, it’s me, and to see how you were.” (man moaning upset in the background while listening to message) “i know it must have hard for you to bump into us like that, especially now that you’re a cripple. i just want you to know, well, it’s hard for me too” (man in back with wooman leaving message saying “honey get back here, i wanna fuck you”) (other man sobbingly moaning) “anyway, i wanted to give you some great news! it looks like me and Blowtart are gonna get married! i know it seems kinda sudden, seeing as how i just dumped you last week.” (sobbing man screaming “no!” and weeping) “and i just wanted to say that we could, you know, see each other, you know at some point. byee!” (woman hangs up phone but it doesn’t disconnect, message keeps recording. man at woman’s house screams to girl to “check out his hard on” and come to bed…girl begins moaning and having sex with Blowtart while sobbing man is listening to the message) (man continues weeping and groaning) that’s great, really great news and i’m so happy, so happy for you and im so glad life treats you just like it should, and i’m so glad you’re getting your BELL RUNG SO GOOD i’m sooo happy to hear it…..