erectile dysfunction…an epidemic?

what the fuck? hah. yeah. you’re tricked.
just 3am, watching tv…and an infomercial came on about “Pos T Vac” which is apparently something to help with ED as they’re abbreviating it.
“husband and wife think they don’t love each other anymore because of it.”
wow…your dick doesn’t get hard…so you don’t love me and you’re 60.
yes, the host actually brings it up as, “E.D. is it an epidemic??” umm…
sorry this blog has no flow at all, i’m typing as i’m listening to this bullshit. this is hilarious…i can’t wait to see what the product is…with a name like “vac” i hope it’s a pump!
*passing time*
now he said “why not just pop a pill? viagra, cialis, levitra…”
sorta funny…the doctor discussing the product is a rather troll looking man, and the woman nurse is no prom queen. maybe the lack of a hard-on isn’t age, it’s looking at them.
oooh! they’ve just mentioned vacuum therapy. this is gonna be good.
wow…it works in about 4 minutes to build firmness! the vac draws blood in and uses some type of vacuum band somewhere. they aren’t showing the product. just saying it traps the blood to hold the erection and you can leave it for UP TO 30 MINUTES! um…30 minutes? you mean i can have a hard dick for a WHOLE 30 minutes?
well this is good…it is FDA approved. ok wow, this basically sounds like a gel-filled cock ring.
yay website, www.rejoyn.com i gotta see this. i’m so drawn in i can’t stop watching this.
hollyyyyy shitttttttttt. yes, it’s a penis pump. now there’s a guest on…in a bad accident, couldn’t walk, talk, etc…and of course his big concern is that his cock won’t get hard. i’d think…you know, maybe be happy you’re alive and that you can walk again right?
wow. ok, i’ve seen enough. this is simply surreal. never knew that using a motorized penis pump is a healthy, FDA approved treatment for getting your dick hard. and then apparently placing some gel rings around it to keep the blood squeezed. it sounds so…medical! hooray!
i think this is one of the top 5 most bullshit posts i’ve ever made.

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