if anyone is interested…come out to Empire this saturday night and help welcome my new love to the wonderful world of being 21!

we are aiming for 9pm-ish, so feel free to come say hello and happy (late) bday to her 🙂

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She B
you’re a fag. “new love” what kind of bull-shiit is that? hmmm? haha. I would not expect anything less.

Daniel said and I quote, “The whole car smelled like pickles
I stuck my toe in her ass
And tweaked her titty nipples
We fucked for about an hour
I dropped her off where I found her and went for the shower
I got home and I kicked back
Thought about the shower haha fuck that!!!
When I woke up the very next morning
I was awake but my dick was snoring
It was whistling and shooting out smoke
The head was spinning like a dayton hundred spoke
I started shaking and sweating
I had a fever
My dick was swelled up like a faygo 2 liter
It was greenish with purple bungions
And dripping blue skeet and flaking like onions
She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt
I’ma find that bitch and knock her the fuck out”

Toxic love
I’m so lonely, lonely i’m so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
Toxic love
I’m so lonely, lonely lonely lonely

love ya
Reply(2)2 years ago

She B
its sad that you have to say, “she actually likes me” poor Danielson, but Im happy you are with someone who likes you and is not just using you
2 years ago

She B
so how long has it been? I mean I know you’ve got the anniversary date in your head somewhere…..
2 years ago

Walela
Awww….new love. How disgustingly cute. I’m going to go puke now.
Reply2 years ago