I don’t think I accomplished a single thing on this list.

Resolution #1: stop chasing distracted girls.

No.

Resolution 2: convince and teach someone to alter a longstanding personal belief.

Unsure.

Resolution 3: dance and kiss in the rain.

No.

Resolution 4: be more flexible and sacrificial with compromise in a relationship.

Not Applicable.

Resolution 5: don’t drunk text and flirt with girls who don’t give a shit.

No.

Resolution 6: bite harder; spank harder.

Not applicable.

Resolution 7: be more affectionate and endearing to girlfriends in public.

Not Applicable.

Resolution 8: eat ostrich meat.

No.

Resolution 9: finish writing half of a first draft of my book.

No.

Wow. i’ve fucked off my whole year. this is pathetic.