Iniquity of Flitzanu

happy st patricks day you mother fuckers.

how does it feel? suck suck suck

If you’re single, it’s time to get out there and resume your hunt for the perfect partner. You’ll be amazed at how many prospective admirers will want to have a shot at the title, too. All you have to do is get dressed and get yourself on the scene. You’ll be the center of attention, […]

you know, some girls shouldn’t wear really tight shorts to the gym when they have thick or fat asses…it really isn’t attractive.

ok, so i’m talking to jen and i say something about she-hag being probly the hottest girl i’ve dated…and a minute later i got an email from her. and no, she doesn’t email all the time. last email i’ve gotten was probably a couple weeks ago, so i can’t “judge” the timing or expect them. […]

i got the new pics from the mardi gras party posted on my photo album. go take a peek if you want to see how much fun it was and how sexy i am.

i think my new response to people when they say “whatsup” is going to be this: person: “hey whats up?” me: “oh, just the number of insensitive backstabbing fucks at DTAG.”

Someone from your past is probably going to call you up today. It’s going to be really weird hearing from them after so long. It’s also going to be really great. You’re not usually stubborn-hearted, but you just can’t let this go. Respect your own need for time to process — some sweet distractions are […]

i also remember emailing a post to my blog on saturday…i was highly intoxicated and i don’t know what i wrote. i accidentally erased the email too, so i’m waiting to be surprised with what i said…that and if it actually shows up… too bad if i hurt anyone’s feelings with those words. i’m sure […]

blah… i had a good weekend, went out with briz on friday, ate and ran around…went home and played World of Warcraft for a while…it’s good stuff. saturday…i got my new tattoo, this makes number 12 for me. it’s the chinese symbol for dragon, my chinese horoscope. i got it on the back of my […]