Author Archives: flitzanu

hilarity and the ensuing despair

i was told of a convo some friends had, they were discussing someone being a chick magnet, and then to the subject of how i was one also. i don’t consider myself a chick magnet in the true sense, but i do attract alot of women. then it turned to how my “last girlfriend” was […]

am i?

i am jack’s smirking pretentiousness. and i can’t wait…i get to see my danielle in only a few days! it seems like such a long time…

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You Are “Fuck“! What Swear Word Are You? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

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i got the best gd lap dance i have ever had in my life….from Daisy. she is unfuckingbelievable…i think i’m in love. i don’t think i’ve ever been so turned on in my whole damn life…jeez, to have a woman like that….oh jeez. i can’t even think about it. thank you.

the unfortunate cycle…

my poor hairless rat died tonight…i noticed him acting sickly this morning and only hoped it wasn’t that bad…i guess he was ready to leave.

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You Have Fake Boobs! What Type Of Boobs Do You Have? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

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You Should Teach Dating Etiquette 101! You may not have conquered dating yet, but that’s just because you refuse to settle. You know the places to meet guys, as well as conversation starters. You are the ideal flirt – always scoring the most free dinners, drinks, and diamonds. You are perfect at teaching those with […]

and yet again….

i seem to have pissed off my newer friend. someone asks me details about something involving their “man” and i’m gonna give my honest opinion. sorry if it stings, but one is better off alone than dealing with stupidass juvenile bullshit problems. there are alot of you that are beginning to understand this, so please […]

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the new metallica song sucks. alot. should be called “st. suck” or even “st. nothin new, we still suck”

close my eyes….

you know, the thing i shouldn’t be thinking about…i’ve kept thinking about. something stuck out about it, i’m not sure what…and i can see the impact and influence that the entire thing has had on both parties. i’ve gotten that weird energy pull on my neck chakra, not low enough for the sternum, it’s like […]