Iniquity of Flitzanu

i can be a cockface sometimes. i don’t always watch what i say, i inadvertantly hurt the feelings of others by my rude tongue. and then on rare occasions, i even say or do things that are not exactly based on my true intentions. i see things all too clearly, and i’m a sucker for […]

You’ll Get Caught Doing it At a Party! You’re a total party girl who likes guys just as wild you are. You don’t try to, but you always seem to draw attention! You love to have a good time, and you’re likely to get it on at a party. You love to flirt, tease… and […]

so i tempted fate tonight…i had ran into someone last week and i guess i felt “something” that i wasn’t sure what it was, but i didn’t want it to fade away. it was mentioned that our paths might cross again tonight, so i took the chance and made the effort, but it seems that […]

You Are A Juicy Kisser! About Your Kissing Style: Your lips are totally kissable baby, and you know how to use them. You are the perfect – with the right combo of lips and tongue. It’s important to flaunt it, so kiss early and often on dates! What Your Kissing Style Says About You: You’re […]

Self improvement is masturbation. I say, may we never be complete.

or in the words of those less literate, Happy Valentimes Day! to all my lovely ladieth out there…i hop you have a thpecial day today, ladieth!

sleep dammit!!!!!!!!1111111111

You Are Totally a Lesbian Someone would have to be blind and deaf to miss out on the fact that you are a lesbian. You’ve been checking out women for so long that you’ve gotten it down to a science. You love tits and legs and smarts. You enjoy sex with ladies, from kissing to […]

You Are Occasionally Horny Sex? You don’t see what the big deal is all about. You like to make love on occasion with the right men. But all of this talk about threesomes, porn, and being tied up? You don’t think so. You’re a true romantic. What makes you horny is simply talking and getting […]