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You Will Get a Card & Flowers From a Secret Admirer For Valentine’s Day! Both of you love flirting and going after strangers, and being chased down by them as well. You and your boyfriend share the sexual fantasy of being taken by a stranger. Fortunately, your man is cool enough that he’ll facilitate this […]

Well folks, the word of the day is “restructure.” That’s right…Toys R Us is going through “reconstruction” and as of February 1, 2003, my position has been terminated at my store. That’s right, as of today, I am no longer employed at Toys R Us. So my tenure ends from July 3, 1995, to February […]

ok so i’m still sick dammit. but i heard tale of a song by Johnny Cash…and lo and behold….ole Johnny does a cover of Hurt by NIN. check it out, it’s mucho cool.

i have been sick ALL weekend…started friday night and has carried on and carried on….this is horrible…i hate going through stuff like this…my body aches, my chest hurts from leaning against the toilet, my throat is sore from the pressure of regurgitation….i just want a big baja chalupa with tons of taste for my bland […]

just wanted to wish a happy happy birthday to Stacey, another wonderful aquarian soul who graces our planet. Happy bday stacey!

How Does *Your* Dick Rate? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

You Are Not Gay! Nope, not gay. Sure you may have thought about it – tried it even. You would rather have a good time with a chick than some mann’s ass. You and your drinking buddies may have secretly fantasized about gay sex… But unless you’re ready to bat for the other team, best […]

You Should Pose For Perfect 10! This is the connoisseur’s magazine, and you’ve got the hot natural breasts which Perfect 10 requires. You’ll stand out in the crowd of silicone and saline enhanced girls. While Playboy girls may have more fame, you’ll have the satisfaction of wowing guys with your natural assets. The surgically enhanced […]

so i made it out alive….my bday came and went, and now i’m old. i visited my parents and ate cake…came home and watched some hellsing….then hit night trips. of course it just didn’t feel the same….felt like such an outsider, but i did get to see deja, so funny too….she looked at us like […]