none of my friends answered their phones…none of my friends called me back…such a great time. i went to the bar alone last night, i went to the bar alone again tonight….i dunno what i’m doing sometimes. i’ve returned to being so damned lonely.

i can be a cockface sometimes. i don’t always watch what i say, i inadvertantly hurt the feelings of others by my rude tongue. and then on rare occasions, i even say or do things that are not exactly based on my true intentions. i see things all too clearly, and i’m a sucker for […]

You’ll Get Caught Doing it At a Party! You’re a total party girl who likes guys just as wild you are. You don’t try to, but you always seem to draw attention! You love to have a good time, and you’re likely to get it on at a party. You love to flirt, tease… and […]

so i tempted fate tonight…i had ran into someone last week and i guess i felt “something” that i wasn’t sure what it was, but i didn’t want it to fade away. it was mentioned that our paths might cross again tonight, so i took the chance and made the effort, but it seems that […]

You Are A Juicy Kisser! About Your Kissing Style: Your lips are totally kissable baby, and you know how to use them. You are the perfect – with the right combo of lips and tongue. It’s important to flaunt it, so kiss early and often on dates! What Your Kissing Style Says About You: You’re […]

Self improvement is masturbation. I say, may we never be complete.

or in the words of those less literate, Happy Valentimes Day! to all my lovely ladieth out there…i hop you have a thpecial day today, ladieth!

sleep dammit!!!!!!!!1111111111

You Are Totally a Lesbian Someone would have to be blind and deaf to miss out on the fact that you are a lesbian. You’ve been checking out women for so long that you’ve gotten it down to a science. You love tits and legs and smarts. You enjoy sex with ladies, from kissing to […]