fat bitches are hard to kidnap.

i give to you FOPFU from a coworker in cali. “Fixing Other People’s Fuck Ups”

i had to post this, didn’t want to forget it. If you could find out the truth to one unsolved mystery in the world (whether it be who killed Jean Bennet Ramsey or who is Jack the Ripper), what mystery would you want the truth to?

courtney called me a bit before 9am, said she forgot her badge and wondered how she could get in, so i told her someone will probly be downstairs she could follow, or she could go to the 2nd floor and the receptionist could let her in. so anyway, later, i go ask michael if he […]

i had a dream last night…and it fit me like a glove…well, the girl fit me like a glove. i don’t want dreams like that of this girl, not again. ugh… oh, forgot, in that same dream the same girl at one point wanted me to try on these meshy lacy girl panties or something, […]

i wish i could explain in words how BADLY i want to pour words from my heart right now…i want to hurt someone and i want to make sure they know they are hurt from the things i say, i want to see their tears and see the look on their face showing how insignificant […]

i’ve heard rumor that our class reunion is going to be in August. need to make note of that…must go make fun of all the girls that thought they were hot that are now fat with 4 kids…and the nerdy band chicks that got hot and hate all men because we made fun of them.

so, even fucking yahoo is urging me to speak my mind…so many things to say…argh…but is it worth it? maybe i’d feel better to watch people cry or feel inferior…we’ll see how the day leads me. — You were worried last night that you had offended someone with your, oh, let’s just say ‘verbal enthusiasm.’ […]

There comes a breaking point to decide…”do I WANT to be thoughtful for this person when they obviously aren’t thoughtful to ME?” Normally I would say yes…compassion is something in our hearts, and most of us can’t escape who we are, but for me I think it’s time I did. There’s no reason to be […]

this dude that sits in front of me at work is new and really loud…he talks so freakin loud to customers on the phone its like he’s yelling…i mean, it’s modern technology, they can hear if you speak with a normal voice… and his damn catch phrase is “you have yourself a good day” and […]