Overview:To be fair to all parties concerned, you really should be wearing a warning label today — just a little something that basically amounts to ‘Don’t ask if you really don’t want to know.’

you get the key to my heart…when you wear a sweet dress…. but you’re too physical….physical….to me……

congratulations, you’re pregnant with twins.

cthulhu fht’agn!

i dreamt of two different girls last night, both of which i shouldn’t. i also dreamt of being in the old trailer that we used to live in when i was a kid. that place holds such strange memories, it’s always prevalent in most of my bad dreams…all the monsters and such are usually around […]

Daily Flirt:You have the energy to pull this off. You have more energy than most people do. You also have more natural charisma and charm than should be legal.

i can’t fucking sleep…i’m restless…i’m flighty…i’m anxious…what are you doing? all of you stay the fuck out of my head and out of my thoughts, i just want to go to sleep… i’m tossing and turning, i can’t keep my eyes closed…so many images running in my head, so many faces keep appearing, so many […]

so…im drunk…went out for briz’s bachelor party, i dont think he had as much fun as we did…it was a blast…so many strippers, so little time. so, daisy…like the hottest chick in town…asked me for my number…that helps with my esteem….now to see if she calls. fuck wasting my time with you sub-par girls, if […]

i dreamt of being in a pseudo-middle ages life or something, maybe something like The Village, and i was helping some major hot girl catch fucking rabbits…because the rabbit guy was incompetent and they needed rabbit fur. wtf…..

i really don’t even know how to say this, or what words to even use…i found something out yesterday that i haven’t been able to accept yet…i don’t know what to think. i guess there are times in our lives when we realize we’ve made poor decisions or decisions that could have used a bit […]