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evil incarnate…

so i heard from crystal the she-hag, she had her baby at 6:18pm on 7/17/03. congrats and all that, i’m happy she has had the opportunity to go through all this. i also had a drink in her name last night, and her choice was tequila….omg i hate tequila. even doing just ONE shot i felt fucking nasty all night and in the morning….it really is “tekillya” in disguise. oh yeah, she had a girl.

uh huh

i need a gothic bitch, wearin all black leatha to come and fuck this thug when i’m on the tetha…

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malefactor
Annunaki: The Malefactors The Malefactors are the artisans among the fallen,
once given charge of the earth and all that
lies within it. These demons are cunning,
patient and thoughtful, using their powers of
creation to turn the most mundane items into
wondrous gifts that ultimately corrupt the
recipient.

Choose your Place in Hell.
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my style of love is:
EROS
I believe in true love and love at first sight. Physical attraction is paramount.
what’s your style of love? | mewing.net. where love goes to die.

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golden shower

Your Orgasms are Like a Golden Shower!

Wet, streaming, and totally out of control.

What Firework are Your Orgasms Like?
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What Flavour Are You? Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured.Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured.

I am popular in the workplace, even though I am often bitter. I am energetic to the point of being frenetic; buzz buzz, out of my way. I tend to overwork myself and need periods of recovery time. What Flavour Are You?

if i were not coffee i would be:

What Flavour Are You? I taste a bit like Almonds.I taste a bit like Almonds.

Mmm, the taste of almonds – anathema to many with nut allergies, and a bad sign for many more, as my taste is not unlike that of cyanide. Am I good or am I poison? A risky thing to guess about. What Flavour Are You?

omg

so i got the new twiztid album yesterday, “the green book.” haven’t listened to much of it yet, but from what i heard it was pretty damn good. that and they have a couple pics of themselves sans makeup, so you get to see how (ab)normal they actually look. i picked up “say anything” on dvd per request of a friend, and i think it’s a movie that every guy that ever wants to have a meaningful relationship needs to watch. cusack plays the perfect “great guy” in it, even down to getting shit on like all the nice guys usually do. i’ve also found my heart growing weary in this emotional chase of heartfelt love, at every encounter i find it seems there comes an impassable barrier. be it the girl is already married, only dates pricks, isn’t interested, moves away….who knows. that and i usually watch for the ones that are the most impossible to get anyway. and oh man i saw the HOTTEST girl i’ve seen in a LONG fucking time at best buy, i mean, i just don’t see women this hot in tulsa, especially at best buy ALONE. sweet fucking bejeezus i’d just want to sit and stare at her and watch her smile….cuz you know women like that can never be a wonderful girlfriend, cuz there’s always that cock that wants to chase them and they usually think the grass is always greener with some dickface fratboy or yuppie rather than a meaningful, nice guy. bitter? not really, we end up with what we choose to end up with. and i’m getting the better deal by not having to deal with the strife.

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oral addict

You Are an Oral Tease!

You are the filet mignon of oral sex.
Rich, decadent – and never quite enough.
You’re awesome at what you’re doing…
So do a lot more of it (for the right jewelry!)

How Oral Are *You*?
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omg i’m a dyke?!

lesbian pussy

You Have a Lesbian Pussy!

It’s not cock, but pussy that you like.
No question about it, you’re 100% dyke.
To the outside world, you seem butch and tough.
But truth be told, you’ll melt for the right muff.

What Kind of Pussy Do *You* Have?
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