this isn’t me, i’m not mechanical…

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The Dalai Mama
I am sorry that I hurt you, Daniel. I would NEVER intentionally hurt you because I love you and wish to have you as a permanant fixture in my life. Always. I will try to be more vague in the future…even if I do think that it is gay. Sorry.
Reply4 years ago

The Dalai Mama
Do you take batteries? Inquiring minds want to know.
Reply4 years ago

She B
this calls for some words of wisdom
My kind of bitch ain’t like your bitch
Cuz my bitch don’t bitch at all
My bitch don’t blink, she don’t even think
About money or fuckin mall

My kind of bitch don’t fix her hair
She don’t care about what she wears
Cuz she’s much too busy pulling the worms
Out her butt, she ain’t bathed in years

My kind of bitch is a little loopy
And her ass might droop a bit
But I scoop that loop and fold the flop
And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch

“Hello? Um, my name is D. I’m from TULSA. I’m looking for a girl,
who’s, um, dead. Um, a girl who can possibly forfill some of my
fetishes. Which include, um, dipping your titties in Faygo and
slapping my face with them. Um, jumping from the dresser and landing
on my balls. Uh…”

“Hello? Uh, my name is Shaggs, and I’m lookin for a girl with a
big big fat fuckin ass. And titties. And a big fat fuckin ass.
And, uh, I want my dick sucked, and I want my balls scratched.
And I want her to scratch my ass and twist my balls at the same
time, that’s a must. And I’m looking for a girl who can stretch
titties and stuff em in her ass.”

Fuck yeah, motherfucker
I’m looking for a bitch
I’m looking for a girl to fit my needs (my kind of bitch)

We can have picnics under the moon
In the graveyard
We can have picnics under my house (my kind of bitch)

I’m looking for a girl to die with
If you’re already dead, that’s cool
You can sit around and wait for me to die (my kind of bitch)

I’m looking for a girl to squeeze me
I’m looking for a girl to squeeze my balls
Let me squeeze your neck

Reply4 years ago

The Dalai Mama
He has to be vague to stay out of trouble. It is certainly NOT like him and I think that it sucks. 😛
Reply4 years ago

Duran Durangela
….and the bass goes bummmmmmm

Reply4 years ago

Blake Cover
You’ve been rather vague lately.
Reply(1)4 years ago

Kenneth
Lately?

LOL
4 years ago