1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? some dude named daniel. not some dude named flitzanu.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? yesterday.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sloppy is the sign of genius.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? chicken

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? no

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? fuck yes, i’m amazing.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM ALOT? i prefer to act facetious.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? partially. had them removed twice, and they’ve grown back a bit.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? no, i’m fragile and would probably break.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? lucky charms

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? only my boots.

12. Do you think you are Strong? my odor is strong.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? peppermint

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? ass on girls, how douchebaggy they are if it’s a dude.

15. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING PEOPLE NOTICE ABOUT YOU? my pants.

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? my amazing broad shoulders.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? trick question.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? whatever.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? tan pants, black shoes.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? bbq drenched cheeseburger

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? screaming.

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? electric blue.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? french vanilla, apple cinnamon, vodka

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? jen

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? i do

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? ……..
27. HAIR COLOR? Brown

28. EYE COLOR? blue

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? yes, i’m blind

30. Favortie Food? steak

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
scary.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? unfaithful.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? blackish

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter

35. HUGS OR KISSES? i like high fives.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? blueberry cheesecake

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? your mom?

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? your…mom?

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? never finished “hunt for the skinwalker”

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? ripples

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? i fell asleep watching Venture Brothers at 3am

42. FAVORITE SOUND? chainsaws.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? wtf am i 50?

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? wisconsin

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? i sure do.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? ooooooooooklahoma

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
your………mom’s??

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Blake Cover
My mom misses you. She’s disappointed that you never called her back after all your promises.
Reply(2)4 years ago

Blake Cover
Sometimes you just have to talk to the wookie.
4 years ago

Daniel Self
i asked her to trim her beaver. she looks like a werewolf wearing a thong.
4 years ago